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OMG I completely bull-crapped that!!
VampireGodsFOB: hi
VampireGodsFOB: ...
appleangel789: hi
VampireGodsFOB: how r u?
appleangel789: good, and you?
VampireGodsFOB: i am good
appleangel789: thats good
VampireGodsFOB: well, dont you think it's kind of dangerous to bee talking to someone you dont know?
VampireGodsFOB: *be
appleangel789: yes, but the only reason i talked to you is to say how did you get on my buddy list, and a nother thing if it is so dangerouse why are you responding to me.
appleangel789: another*\
VampireGodsFOB: well....some of my buddies from outer space have been saying hi and stuff so i just wanted to say hi
appleangel789: o OK thats great
appleangel789: are you from outer space?
VampireGodsFOB: yes
VampireGodsFOB: i am from the planet Tlajda
appleangel789: o so is that farther than pluto
VampireGodsFOB: mhm
VampireGodsFOB: about 10 lightyears or so
appleangel789: o wow so they have computers there.... who would have ever known
VampireGodsFOB: yeah i know
VampireGodsFOB: aliens on my planet thought that about your planet
VampireGodsFOB: but I PROVED THEM WRONG!!!
appleangel789: good for you. well do they have vampires on planet Tlajda
VampireGodsFOB: yes
VampireGodsFOB: we're all pretty much vampires
appleangel789: do you like being a vampire
VampireGodsFOB: except for those stupid Zoltran tourist aliens...
VampireGodsFOB: yeah
appleangel789: wow could i be one
VampireGodsFOB: well you'd have to travel to my planet
appleangel789: y
VampireGodsFOB: and that costs a lot of money on your planet to travel to different planets
VampireGodsFOB: vampires dont live on your planet
VampireGodsFOB: you all wanna kill us!
appleangel789: well i don't have alot of money
VampireGodsFOB: therefore you cant come to my planet, unfortunatly
appleangel789: o well i will have to live without being a vampire
VampireGodsFOB: i guess so
VampireGodsFOB: too bad
appleangel789: yea but i like being a human on earth
VampireGodsFOB: sounds like fun
VampireGodsFOB: i
VampireGodsFOB: 've met people from your planet
VampireGodsFOB: like, i think her name was kristin cavalleri
VampireGodsFOB: and super rich people like that
appleangel789: you met kristin cavalleri in real life
VampireGodsFOB: yeah, why?
appleangel789: well i don't care to much bout her but i know that she was on laguna beach
VampireGodsFOB: what's laguna beach?
appleangel789: its a tv show
appleangel789: and a place
appleangel789: in california
VampireGodsFOB: oh i c
appleangel789: yes
VampireGodsFOB: sorry we dont get Earthan television up here
appleangel789: that is very sad for you
VampireGodsFOB: well our tv is free
appleangel789: o really that is pretty cool
VampireGodsFOB: kristin told me that Earthan television was like, $29.90 a month?
VampireGodsFOB: i told her, that's ridiculous!
appleangel789: depends but yea thats pretty much the price
appleangel789: and it is ridicula
appleangel789: ridiculous
appleangel789: *
VampireGodsFOB: music is free too
appleangel789: so do u have like an ipod
VampireGodsFOB: yes, and those cost about 1 cent
appleangel789: o wow can you send me one
VampireGodsFOB: well, there's a law that says we cant send electronics in the interplanetary mail system
appleangel789: well what can you send me
VampireGodsFOB: a pencil
appleangel789: ok that will work
VampireGodsFOB: but, unfortunately we're having a pencil shortage
appleangel789: nice excuse
VampireGodsFOB: hey its true!
appleangel789: yea i believe it
VampireGodsFOB: okay good
appleangel789: yea
VampireGodsFOB: but rap and hip hop are illegal on my planet
appleangel789: why
VampireGodsFOB: because it sucks
appleangel789: cause there are no black people to make good music
VampireGodsFOB: no
VampireGodsFOB: it sucks
appleangel789: no it doesn't u suck
VampireGodsFOB: yes
VampireGodsFOB: i suck blood
appleangel789: yes you do
VampireGodsFOB: duh i'm a vampire
appleangel789: ok well i am not sure if i fell comfortable talking to a vampire
VampireGodsFOB: i'm not going to suck your blood
VampireGodsFOB: i'm not hungry
VampireGodsFOB: besides i'm a girl and i dont suck girls blood
VampireGodsFOB: it's too sweet
VampireGodsFOB: blegh
VampireGodsFOB: sorry did that scare you?
appleangel789: how do you know i am a girl
VampireGodsFOB: psychic
appleangel789: how do you know that i am a girl
VampireGodsFOB: sorry it runs in the family
appleangel789: ok
VampireGodsFOB: aww man i g2g
VampireGodsFOB: it's blood type B night at my house
VampireGodsFOB: i have to boil the space dog
VampireGodsFOB: before my little brother gets him
VampireGodsFOB: he's teething
VampireGodsFOB: bye
Published by :hamster-dancer 2006-06-05 00:00:29.0
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