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SO I WAS TAKING MY NEUROPSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY MIDTERM IN DR JS CLASS AND I AM CHILLIN LIKE USUAL
THEN I GET TO QUESTION NUMBER FOUR AND ITS ALL LIKE ABOUT STUFF AND JUNK
SO I GET UP AND GO DOWN TO SEE DR J AND I'M LIKE YO DR J I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOMEOSTASIS YOUR MIDTERM SUCKS
AND DR J IS ALL LIKE "My name is Zhang Yi. Please stop calling me Dr. J."
AND THEN I PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT LIKE REAL HARD SO HE SHUT UP AND IM LIKE WHATEVER AND I LEAVE
ALL THE NERDS IN THE CLAS ARE JUST LOOKING AT ME BUT I DO A KARATE PUNCH AND THEY ALL GET SCARED AND GO BACK TO THEIR TEST LOSERS
I GET TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND THERES A SIGN ON THE DOOR THAT SAYS DONT SLAM THE DOOR BUT I JUST YELL PEACE OUT SUCKERS AND SLAM IT ANYWAY
AND SO IM BACK AT THE SUPER FORTRESS SCARFING ON LUCKY PUFFS WHEN LORD DUMBHOLE AKA MY ROOMMATE AKA THIS DUMB GUY THAT LIVES WITH ME COMES IN
AT FIRST HE JUST LOOKS AT ME BUT I DONT LOOK AT HIM I JUST SCARF THE PUFFS DUDE
AND HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME
SO THEN I LOOK AT HIM AND HE LOOKS ANGRY BUT I DONT LIKE HIM SO I DONT CARE IF HES ANGRY
HES LIKE WHY DID YOU HIT DR J
BUT HE SUCKS SO I DONT ANSWER HIM AND I JUST IGNORE HIM
HE SAYS DUDE IF YOU DONT SAY YOURE SORRY DR J IS GONNA FAIL YOU
AND IM LIKE HEY STUPID I DONT NEED NEUROPSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY I AM A VAMPIRE VAMPIRES DONT NEED THAT JIVE
LATER IM DOWN IN THE QUAD WITH MY BIKE DOING MAD TRICKS WHEN DUMBHOLE SHOWS UP WITH HIS POSSE THEY PULL OUT KNIVES AND THEY SAY YOU MESS WITH DR J YOU MESS WITH US
AND SO I JUMP OFF OF MY BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WHEELIE AND IT FLIES INTO A PASSING CAR WHICH THEN EXPLODES
I PULL OUT THIS WHISTLE I GOT FROM THESE CHICKS WHO WERE GIVING THEM OUT TO WOMEN WHAT IN CASE THEY WAS RAPED BUT FOR ME I USE IT AS A SIGNAL TO CALL MY OWN POSSE
MY POSSE SHOWS UP AND WE ALL TAKE OUT OUR CHAINS AND IM LIKE CHAINS TRUMP KNIVES I WIN PUNKS
AND THEN DUMBHOLE PULLS OUT A GUN AND HES LIKE GUNS EVEN BETTER THAN CHAINS
SO I WALK UP TO HIM AND SLAP HIM ALL INDIGNANT LIKE AND HE GETS SAD AND STARTS TO CRY
HIS POSSE IS ALL LIKE NOT COOL BIG KIDS AINT SUPPOSED TO CRY AND THEN JUST LEAVE
I SIGNAL FOR MY POSSE TO SPLIT AND THEN I SIT DOWN WITH MY ROOMMATE AKA LORD CRYHOLE AND I TELL HIM ITS OK
HE SAYS BUT WHY DID YOU PUNCH DR J
AND I TELL HIM THE TRUTH THE REAL TRUTH
THIS AWES HIM SO MUCH HE IS SPEECHLESS I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE
WITH THAT I GET UP TO GO HE SAYS WHERE YOU GOING I SAY I DONT KNOW BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU AND TURN INTO LIKE A SNAKE OR A BAT OR SOMETHING AND LEAVE
Published by :agent1 2007-03-25 15:53:20.0
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