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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/36360.html
"Caution: The Beverage You Are About To Enjoy Is Hot."
Frank paused for a moment, thinking, and then added-
"Caution: Hot Things Burn."
Frank gave it another look.
"Caution: Burning Is Bad."
Satisfied, Frank put down the cup and moved on to his next charge. Frank had finished both college and law school, with a focus on corporate criminal liability for accidents.
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-12-02 16:03:57.0
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"Marry me," Spoke the clown to the acrobat Who spared him a disdainful glance And went straight for the juggler
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-21 01:10:55.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/35968.html
I pull a quarter from the clenched Teeth of an armless gypsy begger With which I buy a hotdog that sprouts Centipede legs and scampers away Before I can bite, crap, looks I'll be Open mouth kissing bulimics again tonight The seedy liquor store on the corner Guarded by swooping exploding kamikaze pigeons Sells bourbon mixed with virgin's blood Innocent tears diluted with Ja
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-21 01:08:40.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/35834.html
Tell me, Jesus, Why must you be so cross?
Tell me, Noah, Who looked on helpless as all He loved forever drowned Are we not in the same boat?
Tell me, Moses, Holiest shephard, How many sheep Did you have to Count before God Finally granted you Your miracle?
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-18 04:16:34.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/35375.html
In second grade science class You taught me numbers On your fingers And when test time came I just imagined your hand One Two Three Four Five And a half years have gone by I take Chemistry now And still, I can only count on you
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-18 03:42:56.0
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But just think, love, Of the foi gras that I always imagined we Would share at some Candle lit dinner. Has that goose given His life up for nothing?
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-17 03:34:51.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/35054.html
I remember when we Made pictographs to Help pass the time And melancholy was Just a fruity puppy
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-17 03:29:37.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/34569.html
Mummified, By the cotton threads Of your old sweatshirt
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-17 03:28:05.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/34397.html
Panicked, desperate, you plead with God. You tell him you're sorry for everything you did wrong, that you're willing to do anything-anything at all, if only he'll help you. You swear you'll join the monastery, become a nun. Yet begging God won't help you, and you know it. You'll have to beg me instead.
He's sitting in the branches of the towering tree, perfectly still, breathing noiselessly as he's been t
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-05 17:09:59.0
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http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/34174.html
The leaves Turn to dust The lake Turns to ice The rain Turns to snow. And as for me I turn to you And feel Ensconced In summer's Cozy warmth Nonetheless.
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Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-11-02 03:57:12.0
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