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	We Shook Tiny Fists At Winter's Bitter Blitzkrieg http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/31308.html Looking at the bare branch and Shivering bough which we two Charitably clear of snow daily I think, "I hope she never Leaves." More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-15 02:56:02.0

	On Unconditional Surrender To Fate http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/31002.html French, mon cheri Is the language of love: I sat in high school spanish and thought of you. More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-15 01:47:55.0

	Perhaps You've Noticed Niether Political Theory Nor Etymology Come Up In Last Statements Much http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/30872.html Spoke one cow unto the other "Say my companion in this abbatoir, Have you ever chanced to entertain The many merits of national socialism?" Unhurriedly replied in turn his companion, Whilest contemplatively munching on cud "Abbatoir? Is that French?" Miles away, I eat a hamburger And write a poem that's not about you. More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-15 01:09:48.0

	More Headlines! http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/30665.html http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=6964022 Oh blessed be the day. More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-12 00:35:22.0

	I Was A Big Mac, You Were A Whopper: A Timeless Tale http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/30226.html Freedom Fries are narrow strips Of what professes to be potato That, i think, love freedom and America The Coke supports education reform The Chicken McNuggets are split, 50-50, Democrats and Republicans, And the McFrosty is a filthy Marxist In cahoots with the devious McGriddle Card carrying Bolivian Worker's Party member The bacon sandwich supports radical Islam (I' More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-06 18:30:45.0

	The World Is A Rutabaga http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/29997.html "Awesome" means "inspiring awe" Just look at the word- awesome. "Awe" means, paraphrasing Webster, "An overwhelming feeling of reverance, Fear or wonder, a profound emotion." Got it? An appearance of God is awesome A nuclear blast is awesome. But more common usage in the 1960s has Siphoned off all its meaning, dried it out. A cheeseburger is awesome The ketchup o More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-06 18:30:04.0

	Why Not To Write On An Empty Stomach http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/29753.html Sitting down to write I pause a bit to wonder If Ezra Pound had ever Found himself in hunger? And surely he would not Allow himself to bake An average and dull Painfully ordinary cake? No, he would first reject The notion of using flour And then he'd label sweet as bland And say he prefers cakes sour He'd toss in cumin, safron and salt With perhaps the More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-05 00:18:37.0

	Alas, By The Time I Pronounced It, She Was Gone http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/29496.html -phantasmagoric? More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-10-05 00:15:16.0

	Angel http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/29292.html Elizabeth Cole simply detested lobster, and so she was damn sure she wasn't going to end her life cooked like one of those creepy crustaceans. The astute reader, however, may point out that this declaration would seem at odds with her presence in a burning building, especially as she had gone in voluntarily and was making no effort to leave just yet. "Do it," whispered Billy. The inductive reader may assum More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-09-29 23:51:40.0

	Falling Faintly and Faintly Falling http://13inchesofboyd.livejournal.com/29168.html With her forehead pressed against the freezing window, she stared out at the pounding blizzard with blank eyes. She didn't mind blizzards that much, but she couldn't stand their legacy: those insufferable fields of fresh white extended as far as the eye could see, mocking her with their newness, their purity. She longed to run outside and mar those flawless expanses with her footsteps, to kick and shovel it until the More... Published by :13inchesofboyd 2006-09-26 02:14:20.0