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I fucking hate love stories. I hate mushy movies where everything works out and everything is perfect, and everyone says I love you and everyone's all touchy feely and fucking like rabits. I hate them.

Wait...no, hate's a very strong word.

I fucking loathe them and want to feed them glass and then induce vomiting.

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-07 23:18:33.0

I gave a lap dance to a llama because I was drunk.

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/63624.html

Got this in an email and enjoyed immensely, so I thought I'd share.



Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-07 16:57:29.0

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/63358.html

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-06 22:17:42.0

sweet....

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/63202.html


djeneraat Pills:



Will cause increased flexibility


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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-06 22:03:52.0

kitty pictures!!!

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/62795.html

Behind the cut are peectures of our adorable little monkey. :P

Still don't have a name figured out...he's so vocal we were thinking Lautsprecher, but it's a little lengthy & doesn't lend itself toward any decent nicknames... Lautie? Sprechie? Naaahhh... We're still workin on it. :)


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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-04 05:58:21.0

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/62639.html

Wow. My brain = squish.

I just emailed the lady we got our bengal from to tell her that he's doing just fine, and at the end, I meant to say, "Warmest regards," but instead, it came out "Warmest retards." Luckily I caught it before hitting send, and then I snorted a bit. :P

Warmest retards,
Dee

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-03 20:07:29.0

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/62277.html


You fit in with:
'Intellectual'



You fit into the highschool intellectual stereotype. You're not really all that popular, but you're not a loner either. You fit somewhere in the middle socially, though you much prefer to do things your own way. You ce

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-03 02:39:27.0

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/62094.html

YAY!!! [info]discord5 and I just adopted a beautiful bengal!!! He's a retired breeder kitty, born in October, so he's still

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-02 22:36:17.0

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/61858.html

You Belong in Dublin

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-04-01 01:11:45.0

http://djeneraat.livejournal.com/61446.html

I posted a thing the other night that a lady might be writing an article about me & how I've had issues losing weight because I have polycystic ovarian syndrome (here's that post). She submitted my story to her editors, and they came back wanting to see before & after pics. Problem is, I used to hide from cameras because I was in *such* bad shape.

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Published by :djeneraat 2006-03-31 19:50:32.0


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