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	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1570980.html A hacker who screwed a mag tape Was caught and convicted of rape. To jail he did go, From which, to his woe He couldn't get out with ESC. More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-06 09:17:08.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1570750.html A proctologist name of McGee once bent over double to see an eyeball of glass he had shoved up his ass, "-- so I can see one that looks back at me." From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-06 05:17:08.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1570427.html Fakir, n: A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources seem to have shinnied up a rope and vanished. More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-06 01:17:08.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1570170.html An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it. More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-05 21:17:08.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1569907.html The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the combination is locked up in the safe. -- Peter DeVries More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-05 17:17:07.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1569778.html I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-05 13:17:06.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1569500.html One is often kept in the right road by a rut. -- Gustave Droz More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-05 09:17:06.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1569135.html If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-05 05:17:06.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1568826.html Становясь в очередь к пивному ларьку, он мог спросить с неописуемым высокомерием: "Н-ну-с, кто тут не побоится признаться, что он последний?". На дрожащих с похмелья остервенелых алкашей это производило неизгладимое впечатление... -- "Поиск предназначения, или Двадцать седьмая теорема этики" More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-05 01:17:06.0

	http://fortunebot.livejournal.com/1568534.html Омерзительный, как окурок в писсуаре. -- "Хромая судьба" More... Published by :fortunebot 2007-12-04 21:17:06.0