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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/55804.html
Aww jeeze this is awkward... don't hate me, but I still have lingering feelings for you.
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-08-28 01:25:45.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/55524.html
As seen on a minivan full of kids.
Best license plate ever.
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-06-19 05:20:18.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/55259.html
I'm so glad a light has finally been shone on this most painful of subjects: Gingerism.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6725653.stm
The cable man woke me up, but my internet is fixed so I can't complain. I didn't realize the sun came up this early, either. Spooky!
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-06-06 16:58:28.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/54824.html
In terms of sex appeal, I would have to say DeLois Price from Carl Hogan just out-foxys Columbus Nissan's Wendy. On the other hand, if they both jumped in front of my car at the same time, and I could only swerve just enough to avoid one of them, I think Wendy would be the one spared. I'd be willing to bet suicide pacts between shallow blonde whore-queens of small town media are not that uncommon, and were I proven
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-05-24 06:53:13.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/54738.html
A woman receives a gift with a Best Buy tag on it, and remarks how perfect it is and how it exactly what she wanted, but without even opening it! At first viewing, you would assume this is the punchline; that just because it's from Best Buy, it is perfect no matter what it is. But the commercial completely ignores this, and devolves into some ridiculous child fantasy that tries too hard to be funny and fails. I de
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-05-11 23:46:35.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/54495.html
After an exacting morning of sleeping through all my classes, I arise with a gnawing hunger tearing away at my life force. My ravished state knows only one all-consuming objective: a veggie quesadilla.
I arrive at the caf, eager to slay the beast residing within me. The line is long. Endless. It is suddenly 1937, and I am one of a thousand somber gray faces awaiting our daily hand-out of bread and hope
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-04-25 18:12:14.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/54205.html
I've developed a healthy appetite for pens lately. Given a moment of pensive idleness, I will typically snap back into focus to find myself gnawing away at the nearest available ball point. While this could be the result of some Freudian oral fixation, I believe my habit developed through mocking people with the same affliction. Having tired of (and become strangely transfixed with) my loaned-out writing utensils
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-04-23 05:28:24.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/53866.html
There is a growing concern of waking up for class tomorrow, but this is heavily negated by what is going on outside my window. I would probably shy from asking for anyone's notes if I do decide to sleep in, as I am virtually alone in the front row of my class. I say "virtually" because my row's population does indeed include two bookends and some girl that sits next to me, but these are largely inconsequential addi
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-04-04 07:39:58.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/53680.html
Through some fluke of judgment, I miscalculated (gorged myself silly on) my weekend food supply, leaving me unexpectedly one meal short of glory. The timing of this realization was quite disastrous, as I had just taken in hours worth of tennis and cricket matches, and was famished.
Coming from a family of foragers, I was able to immediately deduce the nearest and easiest source of food, and arrived at C
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-03-26 04:29:33.0
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http://kingpedro05.livejournal.com/53444.html
The next Turtles movie is computer generated. This is a terrible occurrence, as my fond memories of the classic live action flicks flood me with nostalgia. My fifth birthday had a tmnt theme, and I got a bike that year. A fucking bike.
After the movie came out a few months later, had to destroy my brand new skateboard. As you know, the Ninja Turtles cruised through the sewers on jet-powered hover sco
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Published by :kingpedro05 2007-03-04 08:30:35.0
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