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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/35515.html
wikipedia & wikis
Come with Wikipedia now to a green and pleasant land, a land of 600-year-old labor unions, and of beautiful antique cities that live in harmony with their ancient past. (Cou
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-24 06:54:38.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/35251.html
me
Last night I dreamed I died and went to hell. Just for a year, though, so they stuck me in one of those minimum-security country-club hells. A fast-talking guy who was apparently the most evil temporary-hell-bound in the joint showed me around, gave a little "subtly intimidate the new fish" song-and-dance, it was pretty routine. Then they gave me the standardized "evil" test; and of course I destroyed it, scoring
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-24 04:54:16.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/34869.html
life in okc,
food
They had turned off the sign and were stacking the chairs when the redhead spoke up.
"So, they said you were going to close."
"Ah."
The proprietress shuffled up to the counter, wiping an outsized gyro parer.
"No, no closing. We sell."
"Really? To who? When? Will they keep it open?"
"Don't know. We still look - month, some month, many month, don't know. Will stay open."
"Okay,
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-19 03:24:59.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/34573.html
books
Understand some out there are working on dissertations and such, so here's some seasonal advice from our plummy British pal Stephen Fry. (Translated from the Oxbridge)
'Rewrite your senior thesis with longer words.'
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-16 03:26:41.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/34465.html
life in okc,
fact
In an antique shop on north Western Avenue, tossed on top of a pile of moldering agricultural manuals, is a beat-up, torn-covered book signed by Governor Alfalfa Bill Murray.
Most Oklahoma kids have vaguely heard of Crazy Uncle Alfalfa Bill, or at least that one time he totally tried to declare war on Texas. He pops up from time to time in the national news of the 1930's, in newsreels and Will Rogers mono
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-15 03:48:10.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/34149.html
books,
fact,
nerrd!,
around the web
The 21st Discworld novel, "Jingo", concerns Sam Vimes and the City Watch's attempts to prevent a (wildly popular) war with the generically Middle Eastern nation of Klatch. Most people have the term "jingoism" somewhere in their vocabularies; some, like Terry Pratchett*, even know it comes from an old music-hall ditty:
We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do,
We've got the ships, we've got the m
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-07 04:13:29.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/34007.html
It said "Just Married" in soap beside "Texas Or Bust" on the windows of the grimy Suburban with Nebraska plates in the Red Robin parking lot at 10:00 PM on Saturday; and behind the soap slogans, amidst the giftboxes&movingboxes&chairs&blanket-coveredindistinctshapes, from behind the bars of the pet carrier an enormous-eyed kitten stared out at passersby, bewildered by cataclysm.
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-04-01 05:05:17.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/33728.html
humorous lies,
food
"When the burger arrived, it didn't disappoint... Charbroiled on the outside, juicy on the inside, this good-quality fast-food burger required several napkins."
-The Orange County Register, as quoted on the current 16 oz. Carl's Jr. soft drink cup
After intensive digging, we're pleased to present more review highlights from Eustace "Four Eyes" Blakeney, the Orange County R
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-03-28 03:06:01.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/33138.html
So, ljfind dot com is a search engine specifically for livejournal. You may or may not have come across it in your wanderings - if you haven't you don't seem to have missed much since, at a quick pass, a little elementary google-fu seems to do pretty much the same thing. The thing about ljfind, though, is that it generates results pages that are themselves search-engine indexed. That means, as I discovered while p
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-03-25 22:37:38.0
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http://ormondsacker.livejournal.com/32961.html
Because I Could Not Stop For Death
I have taken the road that was in the icebox
And which you were probably saving.
We are not now that strength which in other days
Slipped the surly bonds of earth, and drank the milk of paradise,
So sweet and so cold,
And that has made all the difference.
Forgive me.
Aaand I'm knocking it off now.
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Published by :ormondsacker 2007-03-22 06:19:24.0
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